Darby Crashing Your Party Chords by NOFX
Capo 1
[Intro]
F#m F#m D D A A E E
[Verse 1]
F#m D
Banned from the bar and barred from the club
A
Then clubbed by the cops for copping some drugs
E
Then drug down the street by his self-abuse
F#m
A candy-man hanging from a self-tied nooseance
D
in public with panties and bra, he's
A E
Not like the Beaver of Harriet and Ozzys
F#m D
He's the bastard son of the Colonel Kurtz
A E
Lucille Ball-buster, crystal m-Ethel Mertz
[Verse 2]
F#m
I wasn't born this way, I was raised
D A
Not by wolves but by Jews I was guilted and hazed
E
A middle class clown waging lower class war
F#m
A Beverly hillbilly peeled off the floor
D
The erratic irreverent reverend that wreaks
A
Havoc and wreckage whenever he speaks
E
I'm not the first, I'm your last second shot
F#m
A film about grave robbing without a plot
D A
Throwing a party? I'll darby crash it
E F#m
My Captain Sensibilities tells me to smash it
D A
I am the shit smeared in your pillowcase
E F#m
I'm not the texting, I'm the upper case
[Verse 3]
D
Ranting and cursing, he sings in the third person and then
A E
I'll catch myself and start singing about me again
F#m
Because of your harelip I shaved your mustache
D
Your Donner party has just been darby crashed
A
I'm anti-Christ, the unoriginal sin
E
The ten months of relevant Johnny Rotten
F#m D A
I am the victim in victimless crimes
E F#m
Painting the town red between the lines
D A
Losing is delightful when you always win
E F#m A5
That's why I push my chips GG Allin
[Ending]
G#5 A5 F#m A5 G#5 A5 F#m
