Darby Crashing Your Party Chords by NOFX

Darby Crashing Your Party Chords by NOFX

Capo 1

[Intro]
F#m F#m D D A A E E  
 
[Verse 1]
F#m                                        D
 Banned from the bar and barred from the club
                                            A
Then clubbed by the cops for copping some drugs
                                        E
Then drug down the street by his self-abuse
                                      F#m                    
A candy-man hanging from a self-tied nooseance 
                D
in public with panties and bra, he's
 A                      E
Not like the Beaver of Harriet and Ozzys
       F#m                D
He's the bastard son of the Colonel Kurtz
   A                      E
Lucille Ball-buster, crystal m-Ethel Mertz 
 
[Verse 2]
F#m
 I wasn't born this way, I was raised
D                                             A
 Not by wolves but by Jews I was guilted and hazed
                                         E
A middle class clown waging lower class war
                                     F#m
A Beverly hillbilly peeled off the floor
                                       D
The erratic irreverent reverend that wreaks
                                 A
Havoc and wreckage whenever he speaks
                                          E
I'm not the first, I'm your last second shot
                                       F#m
A film about grave robbing without a plot
            D                  A
Throwing a party? I'll darby crash it
            E                          F#m
My Captain Sensibilities tells me to smash it
           D                         A
I am the shit smeared in your pillowcase
             E                      F#m
I'm not the texting, I'm the upper case 
 
[Verse 3]
                                                        D
Ranting and cursing, he sings in the third person and then
      A                                        E
I'll catch myself and start singing about me again
   F#m
Because of your harelip I shaved your mustache
      D
Your Donner party has just been darby crashed
A
I'm anti-Christ, the unoriginal sin
     E
The ten months of relevant Johnny Rotten
F#m        D                     A
 I am the victim in victimless crimes
              E                    F#m
Painting the town red between the lines
             D                        A
Losing is delightful when you always win
              E                  F#m    A5
That's why I push my chips GG Allin
 
[Ending]
G#5 A5 F#m A5 G#5 A5 F#m