High School Blink193 Chords by Pink Guy

High School Blink193 Chords by Pink Guy

By admin   09 January   No comments:

High School Blink193 Chords by Pink Guy

E  C#m  A
   High school sucks
E  C#m  A
   High school sucks
E  C#m  A
   High school sucks
A C#m  A
   Everybody called me a faggot

[Chorus]
E  C#m  A
    High school sucks (Give me all you change kid)
E  C#m  A
    High School sucks(Meet me after school faggot)

[Bridge]
E  C#m  A
  High school sucks
E  C#m  A
  Everybody called me a faggot

[Verse]
E  C#m  A
  Jocks beat me up
E  C#m  A
   Cause I'm a total whiny little faggot

[Chorus]
E  C#m  A
   High school sucks(4PM in the park, be there or be square)
E  C#m  A
   High school sucks(I'm gonna give you a swirlie)

[Bridge]
E  C#m  A
   High school sucks
E  C#m  A
   Everybody called me a faggot

[Chorus]
E  C#m  A
   High school sucks (Give me all your change kid)
E  C#m  A
   High School sucks(Meet me after school faggot)

[Outro]
E  C#m  A
   High school sucks (How bout a knuckle sandwich)
E  C#m  A
   Everybody called me a faggot

Read More

Nickelodeon Girls Chords by Pink Guy

Nickelodeon Girls Chords by Pink Guy

By admin   09 January   No comments:

Nickelodeon Girls Chords by Pink Guy

[intro]
(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
My question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some fire bitches
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I'm fucking upset
This is some fucking bullshit

[chorus]
C#m          Ab
Dan Schneider  bring all my bitches back
C#m                   Ab
I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches The new shit you put out is wack
C#m          Ab
Dan Schneider I'm just trying to get an erection
C#m                                          Ab
But now that these kids looking 13 and under My penis will suffer

[verse]
C#m         
Dan fucking Schneider (Schneider)
Ab
This ain't a fucking game, bitch
C#m        
I wanna watch a sitcom
Ab
With my hand on my dick
C#m     
I wanna see a titty (titty)
Ab
Not fucking kid shit
C#m
Return all the hot chicks
Ab
Or you gon get it bitch

C#m
ICarly, iCarly
Ab
I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson
C#m
As long as you giving me action
Ab
And Freddy gon' film the reaction
C#m
Sam gonna join in
Ab
And suck me a fat one
C#m
Nickelodeon girls
Ab
Can't live without 'em (whew)

[verse]
C#m
Ariana Grande
Ab
I know I drive a Hyundai
C#m
I can put you in a coma
Ab
Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy)
C#m
My dick put you in a coffin
Ab
All night screaming and tossing
C#m
Victoria Justice
Ab
I know you tryna touch this

C#m
Lizzie McGuire is tight
Ab
But I bet Zoey's tighter
C#m
You can find me in her bed
Ab
Digging through that vaginer
C#m
Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy
Ab
But you can still have my babies (whew)
C#m
Go down like a dog with the rabies
Ab
Y'all can't save me

[bridge]
C#m
Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies
Ab
Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's
C#m
With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes
Ab
She playing with the balls like Brady (ay)
C#m
Fuck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit
Ab
I only wanna see the ones with a body fit
C#m
And I don't want to be the one to be a little bitch about it
Ab
But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)

[verse]
C#m
Where the titties at?
Ab
Dan Schneider why you ruining your business?
C#m
You realize I'd probably buy cable 
Ab
If you keep all the girls and the ratings all stable
C#m
Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle
Ab
Cuz I'm not a pedophile

[bridge]
C#m                                        Ab
The girls I have sexualized are all in their 20's and 30's (Disclaimer!)
C#m                                
I'm not saying you should change all the bitches
Ab
But at least something after 10:30 (30!)


[chorus]
C#m          Ab
Dan Schneider  bring all my bitches back
C#m                   Ab
I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches back

Read More

Please Stop Touching My Willy Chords by Pink Guy

Please Stop Touching My Willy Chords by Pink Guy

By admin   09 January   No comments:

Please Stop Touching My Willy Chords by Pink Guy

G Ab A

G Ab A
I'm so angry
G Ab A
I'm very very angry
G Ab A
Oooh I'm angry
G Ab A
I'm very very angry
G Ab A
Please leave me alone
G Ab A
Or I'll tell the teacher 
G Ab A
Or I'll tell the teacher 
G Ab A
(My name's Jeff)
G Ab A
Please stop touching my willy
G Ab A
(My name's Jeff)
G Ab A
It really really hurts

Read More

Stfu Chords by Pink Guy

Stfu Chords by Pink Guy

By admin   04 November   No comments:

Stfu Chords by Pink Guy

[Intro]

G C G
G C G D G

[Verse 1]

G
Shut the fuck up
C               G
You're a fucking cunt
G
Shut the fuck up
C       G      D             G
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick

G
Shut the fuck up
C                     G
Stop bein' a fucking cunt
G
Shut the fuck up
C     G    D         G
Nobody even wants you here...

G C G
G C G D G

[Breakdown]

(Repeat chords throughout rap)

G C G

I just wanna let you know,
you're a stupid fucking cunt,
Go ahead and run your mouth pussy,
I don't give a fuck,
You're a stupid piece of shit,
You're a stupid fucking bitch
Get the fuck up off my dick,
get the fuck up off my dick

Please end your fucking life
please end your fucking life
I really gotta emphasize,
No one cares if you're alive,
You're a fucking penis hole,
Grab a dick and eat it whole
I need to know if you were dropped
when you were just a fetus tho'

You're so fucking ugly
and your face is fucking foul,
jeez, you're so fucking loud,
can you shut your fucking mouth
can you

[Verse 2]

G
Shut the fuck up
C               G
You're a fucking cunt
G
Shut the fuck up
C       G      D             G
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick

G
Shut the fuck up
C                     G
Stop bein' a fucking cunt
G
Shut the fuck up
C     G    D         G
Nobody even wants you here...

G C G

[Breakdown 2]

Repeat chords throughout rap

G C G

Close your fucking mouth
you're just really fucking dense
if you hate me why you talking
you don't make no fucking sense
gotta sad life, sad life,
go to fuckin hell
Are you stupid or disabled
man? I can't fucking tell

You're a fucking dumb shit,
You don't even run shit,
Get the fuck up out my face
and go to hell and eat a dick
Come and catch these hands boy,
Come and match these bands boy,
I'm not crazy I just do it
all because I can boy

I hope you fucking die in
a high-speed car crash
I hope you fucking fall
head first and get your neck cracked
I hope you have some beautiful children
that die from cancer,
I hope you catch Zika
when your wife gets pregnant
I hope you win the lottery
and die the next day,
And your daughter has to see you
getting lowered in your grave

G C G

[Verse 3]

G
Shut the fuck up
C               G
You're a fucking cunt
G
Shut the fuck up
C       G      D             G
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick

G
Shut the fuck up
C                     G
Stop bein' a fucking cunt
G
Shut the fuck up
C     G    D         G
Nobody even wants you here...

G C G

Read More