Candy Store Chords by Heathers The Musical
[Intro]
N.C.
Are we gonna have a problem?
N.C.
You got a bone to pick?
N.C.
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my d***?
N.C.
I'd normally slap your face off,
N.C.
And everyone here could watch.
N.C.
But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice.
N.C.
Listen up, byatch!
Bbm Bbm Gb F
[Verse 1]
Bb5 Db5
I like looking hot. Buying stuff they cannot.
Bb5 Db5
I like drinking hard. Maxing Dad's credit card.
Bb5 Db5
I like skipping gym. Scaring her, screwing him.
Bb5 Db5
I like killer clothes. Kicking nerds in the nose!
Bbm
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls;
Bbm7/Ab
Let your mommy fix you a snack.
Gm7b5
Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke,
Eb7sus4 Eb Eb7sus4 Eb7
In my Porsche with the quarterback!
Gb2 Ab7sus4
Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!
[Chorus]
C#m F#m/A
Honey, what you waitin' for?
E B7 B7sus4
Welcome to my Candy Store!
B7 C C#m F#m/A
Time for to prove you're not a loser anymore...
B C#m F7/C
Then step into my Candy Store!
[Verse 2]
Bb5 Db5
Guys fall at your feet, pay the check! Help you cheat!
Bb5 Db5
All you have to do? Say goodbye to Shamu!
Bb5 Db5
That freak's! Not your friend. I can tell, in the end,
Bb5 Db5
If she! Had your shot, she would leave you to rot!
Bbm
Course if you don't care, fine! Go braid her hair!
Bbm7/Ab
Maybe Sesame Street is on.
Gm7b5
Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep,
Eb7sus4 Eb7 Eb7sus4 Eb7 Gb2
Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
Ab7sus4
Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!
[Chorus]
C#m F#m/A
Honey, what you waitin' for?
E B7 B7sus4
Welcome to my Candy Store!
B7 C C#m F#m/A
You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore...
B C#m
Then step into my Candy Store!
[Bridge]
D2
You can join the team...
A
Or you can bitch and moan...
E
You can live the dream...
F#m
Or you can die alone.
D2
You can fly with eagles,
A
Or if you prefer,
B7sus F#m/A G#
Keep on testing me and end up like
[Chorus]
G#7sus4 G#7 C#m/G# G# A7
Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh
Dm/F A/E Dm
Honey whatcha waintin' foo.. (Shut up, Heather)
Bb C F
Step into my Candaaaaay Store!
C7sus C7 Csus Dm Gm/Bb
Whoa! Time for you're prove not a lame-ass anymore!
N.C.
Then step into my Candy Store!
[Intro]
Dm
It's my Candy Store!
Dm/C
It's my Candy...
Bm7
It's my Candy Store!
Gm/Bb
It's my Candy...
N.C.
It's my Candy Store! It's my Candy Stooore!
